tee off on the high seas!


You don’t have to be retired to get ship faced on International waters, amirite?

Our good friends over at P&O Cruises are hooking up one lucky punter with a three night cruise, for two.

This isn’t no ordinary cruise that your olds go on, this smooth liner is offering a side-splitting Comedy Gala every night, complete with all the trimmings.

Cruise includes:

  • 3 night comedy cruise, departing 22 May 2020, departing from Auckland, returning to Auckland
  • Balcony cabin for 2 people
  • $100 on board credit to spend your way (you can chuck it towards a bar tab, spa package or specialty dining)

PLUS, once your sea legs have worn off, you’ll have $150 credit for Holey Moley Viaduct, to use at a later date.


Ready to par-tee on the high seas?

To enter, just fill out the form below and tell us with 50 words or less: "When was a time that you wanted to 'jump ship'?"

Entries close midnight Sunday 4 August, 2019. Winner will be notified via email on Tuesday 6 August, 2019.

Go on, dig out that old Hawaiian shirt and get ready to set sail!

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COMPETITION TERMS AND CONDITIONS: This is a game of skill. Winners will be based on most original response. You can only enter once. Entry is open to residents of New Zealand only, over the age of 18. Promotion period opens Monday 8 July 2019 at 11am NZST and closes midnight Sunday 4 August 2019 NZST. Winner will be notified via email no later than 7 August 2019. Competition is valued at $1,600 NZD.

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